Why He’s Hot:
- His fucking accent. You cannot get hotter than a mind-meltingly sexy British accent, which Nicholas Hoult conveniently has.
- He looks familiar, right? It’s because he’s the little kid from the movie About a Boy with fellow hottie Hugh Grant mmm. And that’s the second reason why he’s so hot…to go from that roly-poly little boy to this piece of eye candy is a feat worthy of admiration.
- He sings! Not afraid to bust out the Roberta Flack and kill me softly, but he can totally seduce all the hoes with his velvety voice by the time he’s 16.
- Seriously, his eyes are SO blue. Every photo where’s he’s staring straight into the camera (and even better, with his shirt off) gives you the impression that he knows all of your secrets, which is totally cool because you want him to blackmail you by making you perform perverse sexual acts. He is just sexy sex.
- He’s hot shit and he knows it. In one of the best shows ever to air, Skins, he is the cockiest motherfucker ever and it makes him that much more bangable. He gets away with everything, and that’s exactly how we like it.
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