I mean just look at the guy, he is fucking beautiful. His long flowing hair is to die for. I mean DAMN. you just want to rake your fingers through his chestnut locks.
He’s George Harrison’s son. A son of a Beatle? You know he’s got to be pretty hot if he’s got that kind of pedigree.
LOOK AT HIS SMILE. LOOK AT IT. yeah. You know you love it.
He plays guitar. He has a band. Are you swooning yet? Just picture him sitting by a crackling fireplace, singing and playing you a love song, just before making sweet, passionate love to you on a fuzzy rug.
He’s got awesome style. You just want to get him all dressed up, and tear that well paired ensemble off of him.
His fucking accent. You cannot get hotter than a mind-meltingly sexy British accent, which Nicholas Hoult conveniently has.
He looks familiar, right? It’s because he’s the little kid from the movie About a Boy with fellow hottie Hugh Grant mmm. And that’s the second reason why he’s so hot…to go from that roly-poly little boy to this piece of eye candy is a feat worthy of admiration.
He sings! Not afraid to bust out the Roberta Flack and kill me softly, but he can totally seduce all the hoes with his velvety voice by the time he’s 16.
Seriously, his eyes are SO blue. Every photo where’s he’s staring straight into the camera (and even better, with his shirt off) gives you the impression that he knows all of your secrets, which is totally cool because you want him to blackmail you by making you perform perverse sexual acts. He is just sexysex.
He’s hot shit and he knows it. In one of the best shows ever to air, Skins, he is the cockiest motherfucker ever and it makes him that much more bangable. He gets away with everything, and that’s exactly how we like it.
He’s the next Michael Cera. He’s a geek… and a hot one. He makes even the popular girls go crazy for him.
He always seems to get the girl. He beat Mr. Ryan Reynolds to get Kristen Stewart in Advenureland [and we all remember how hot Ryan is] and got to kiss Emma Stone in Zombieland.
His hair has that kind of fluffy look but then when you look closer it’s just really curly. You want to run your fingers through it and run his hair over his ear, we know he loves that.
His name is Jesse, the ultimate key of a gorgeous man. Remember Jesse from Free Willy? The pure childhood hotness. Imagine screaming the name Jesse. Yeah, I hear ya.