oh hey questions that i'll answer because i'm so bored right now.

Would you kiss the last person who texted you?
Yes. and I have

Do you blow dry your hair?
Hell no.

Do you live alone?
I wish.

What was the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
Texted.

What are you listening to right now?
Silence.

Has 2010 been good for you so far?
Yes.

What woke you up this morning?
Alli.

What’s the real reason to why you’re confused right now?
That’s a weird question. When you assume, you make an ass out of you and me.

Does it make you uncomfortable when you receive a compliment?
Yes.

Is there one person you look at and automatically smile?
Yes.

When was the last time you were unhappy with your life?
Two minutes ago?

How many hours of sleep did you get last night?
A decent amount.

Have you kissed more than ten people this year?
Not in 2010…but in the past 365 days, yes.

Did you wake up before 8am this morning?
Yes.

How many kids do you want when you’re older?
Zero.

Have you ever found someone you really really really liked?
Yes.

Think of your last two kisses, were they with the same person?
Nope.

where’s your phone right now ?
On my leg.

Is a best friend or ex pissing you off at the moment?
Yes, actually. MIND READING QUESTION.

Do you believe you should change for someone?
No.

What’s the first thing that pops into your head when you think of last summer?
Hot dogs, for some reason…I don’t even eat meat. WEIRD.

What are you planning on doing after this?
Sleeping.

Will you keep your last name when you get married?
If theirs is longer than mine, yes.

Does anyone think you are an asshole?
PROBABLY.

You think “I love you” are strong words?
Yes.

Does conversation come easy to you?
I seem to think so, but I’m pretty socially inept.

Meet anyone new lately?
Yes.

Does it bother you when people get drunk?
Yes.

Are you mad at someone right now?
Just bitter.

How often do you hold back from saying what you are thinking?
Rarely.

Do you have any hickies?
Yuck no.

Do you straighten your hair?

Negatory.

What’s the closest black thing to you?
My cock.

What color shirt are you wearing.
Purple and green tie dyed.

Do you have a best friend?
Yes.

What are you saving your money up for right now?
Macbook Pro, LOMO, and college.

Could you go out in public looking like you do now?
Nope.

Do you have any jewelery on?
Yes.

Who has your heart?
That’s a dumb fucking question. I have my heart.

Ever been suspended?
Yes.

What is the shortest time you can take getting ready in the morning?
Two minutes.

Do you have a brother?
Nope.

How tall are you barefoot?
5’3”

Do you believe love lasts forever?
Uh I doubt it.

Who did you last hold hands with? Are you two dating?
Scott and no.

How late did you stay up last night and why?
10:30. I fell asleep texting so yeah.

What color was the last pill you took?
I don’t recall.

If your sleeping and someone calls what do you say?
I don’t wake up for it most of the time.

Expecting something to change in the next month?
I’m not expecting anything, but I’m sure something will.

What are you going to do this weekend?
Work and probably go on a date, which is super cliche and I really don’t feel like it.

How did you get your last bruise?
Michael Patrick Brennan.

Who was the last person you took a picture with?
UHHHHHHH……I don’t know.

Do you have trust problems?
Yes.

Does it bother you when people bring up your past?
Yes.

What do you have to do tomorrow?
School.

Have you ever liked someone older than you?
All the time.

Are you happy with the way things are going?
Yeah.

Do you listen to music everyday?
Yes.

Dark hair or light hair in the opposite sex?
Dark, usually.

Would you move right now If you wanted to be?
Huh?

Waiting for something?
A bus, actually.

Who was the last person who text messaged you and what does it say?
Justin and it says, “haha i hope not”

Do you think someone right now is thinking about you?
Yes because I’m texting them.

Do you think people talk about you behind your back?
Probably not because I’m not that important.

Is it possible to be single and happy?
Yes.

(i stole this from heyheyari)

@9 hours ago
stuffhipstershate:

Dinner Dates
Thanks for the offer, Mr. Chivalry, but I’ll pass. Aside from the fact that I don’t adhere to the three-square-meals-a-day mores, dinner dates are for Trixies and the 40-year-old I- bankers they met on Match.com (more accurately called “The Manhattan Meal-plan.”) There’s the awkward choosing of wine, the forced conversation between bites of bread, the smiley but uncomfortable, “Oh, I’m sorry, of course I ask you right as you take a bite,” the holding-up-of-one-finger as you furiously chew and swallow so you can respond, the stupid faces that come with biting and masticating, and of course, at some point you fucking flip your knife off the table and onto the floor and make a joke about it but actually want to die.  Better idea: Can we just get sorta wasted, sing “Stuck in the Middle With You” in that empty karaoke bar and then hold hands (premature intimacy! Score!) as we wander down Kent?
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stuffhipstershate:

Dinner Dates

Thanks for the offer, Mr. Chivalry, but I’ll pass. Aside from the fact that I don’t adhere to the three-square-meals-a-day mores, dinner dates are for Trixies and the 40-year-old I- bankers they met on Match.com (more accurately called “The Manhattan Meal-plan.”) There’s the awkward choosing of wine, the forced conversation between bites of bread, the smiley but uncomfortable, “Oh, I’m sorry, of course I ask you right as you take a bite,” the holding-up-of-one-finger as you furiously chew and swallow so you can respond, the stupid faces that come with biting and masticating, and of course, at some point you fucking flip your knife off the table and onto the floor and make a joke about it but actually want to die. 

Better idea: Can we just get sorta wasted, sing “Stuck in the Middle With You” in that empty karaoke bar and then hold hands (premature intimacy! Score!) as we wander down Kent?

(Photo)

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TOO BAD I LOVE BEARDS.

TOO BAD I LOVE BEARDS.

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hammerito:

Tough shit, Linus.

A. oh hey, self.
B. love it.

hammerito:

Tough shit, Linus.

A. oh hey, self.

B. love it.

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lulululaby:

mind-razorblade:

Pogo - Alice

I’ve already posted this, but it is just the best.

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bbones:

TYPE SEX WITH DUREX
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zooeydeschanel:

secondhandjoy:

Gonna Get Along Without You Now | She & Him (Live at BBC6 Music)

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Oh hey, Anne Hathaway.

Oh hey, Anne Hathaway.

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